Wow. Just...wow. Today, I found possibly the funniest site I've ever seen. It's Masterbateforpeace.com. Yes you read that right. Masterbate for peace. If any of you are cocking your heads (no pun intended) and saying, "What the fuck?" I'm just as confused as you are.

The site (there's no porn on it) seems to be dedicated to getting people to think about peace when they masterbate. There are collections of (semi) inspirational poems, bumper stickers, and even songs!!! Yes. Songs about masterbating for peace. They actually have quite a few of them, like "The 10 Days of Wanking" and "Jingle Balls." And, aside from being rather perverse, this is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a loooong time. Just to let all of you know, I haven't stopped laughing since I started writing this entry.

Masterbate For Peace Home Page
I Cum in Peace
The 10 Days of Wanking
Jingle Balls
Wankin' In a Winter Wonderland
Song Lyrics